My sister wanted my to watch Danny Noriega sing on You Tube, but it was just too gay for me.
by Quido1 March 10, 2008
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A male who is blatantly gay but acts like he is still in the closet and no one knows, when around other males, he cannot help but be flustered and out of sorts
Damian from the movie, Mean Girls is still "too gay to function" in Mean Girls the Reunion
by 5GuysGoingOneWay November 22, 2013
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Any guy who is extraordinarily good looking, nice, wealthy, good with kids, and basically perfect in every way yet is somehow mysteriously single. Subject may frequent gay bars and shopping malls under the guise of going with his "girl friends," but these homosexual activities are actually the high point of his existence. May also exhibit an unusual closeness to his mother.
Eustina: I'm really into Brad but everytime I hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at Scorpio. Do you think he's just not in to me?
Carlette: No, I think he's too gay to be true.

Fran: I've been making hella eye contact with Fabio for the past week at Hollister. He's got such a good sense of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother calls.
Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously too gay to be true!
by Drewnina November 2, 2009
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When ikigai squad discord group, go over the limit of gay
man wtf is this nsfw channel in discord. There is too much gay
by toomuchgay123 March 15, 2018
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When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.
Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.
by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019
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