Tonobo 

(n.) Two hours.
Also see tronobo, quonobo, sonobo, xonobo, tsonobo, onobo, nonobo

omg, my sister was on the phone for tonobo the other day!

Tonobo by Melanie Axelrod May 6, 2008

Tojoboo

Basically a Wehraboo, except for Imperial Japan. The name is derived from Japanese Prime Minister and convicted war criminal Hideki Tojo

Common characteristics of Tojoboos include:
1. Justifying or even outright denying Japanese imperialism or war crimes, such as the Rape of Nanking.
2. If any mention of Japanese war crimes is brought up in their presence, they will either justify them, say that other countries also committed war crimes, or attack the other person.
3. Whine about how the Tokyo Trials were supposedly unfair and how convicted Japanese war criminals were actually innocent.
4. They will tend to use the "history is written by the victors" argument.
5. They are vocally anti-Korean, and also anti-Chinese to a lesser extent.
6. They will get defensive and angry when presented with any evidence they disagree with.

Tojoboos are commonly found in the YouTube comments of videos about World War II, Imperial Japan, or Japanese war crimes/war criminals.

Tojoboos may or may not be ethnically Japanese. They are also not to be confused with weeaboos, but it is possible for someone to be both.

Person 1: The Rape of Nanking never happened; it's all Chinese lies! All of the photo evidence is fake!

Person 2: The photographs were actually real, and there are numerous firsthand accounts of the event.

Person 1: Koreans chose to annex themselves to Japan! They did it peacefully at their own will, and most of them were pro-Japan! In fact, they benefited greatly from imperialism, so their hatred against Japan is completely unjustified!

Person 2: Sweet Jesus, you are a Tojoboo!

Tojoboo by meepmeep16 April 11, 2021

toonbook 

A fan website that's a parody of Facebook for a game made by Di$ney. The site includes a bunch of drama that doesn't involve the game what-so-ever.

Toonbook is always full of shitty drama

toonbook by RandomTacos May 3, 2015

toobooninating

toobooninating is when someone is hogging the computer and wont let another person get on. this sometimes occurs when the toobooninater is making up a definition on urban dictionary. and the toobooninatee is waiting and wont stop talking to them and nagging them to get off so that he/she/it/ can get on myspace then go to the bk lounge.

stop toobooninating, i got to go to bk lounge soon!

toobooninating by Andrew that is the cool one July 5, 2007

Totobomb 

The act of bombarding an unexpected crowd by interrupting their playlist, usually executed by way of jukebox or DJ/cover band request, with all things Toto. Most common and popular method is Africa although other greats such as Rosanna and Hold the Line are also acceptable methods of said bombing. The end result is a room full of confused yet delighted faces, each one slightly embarrassed to admit that they admire and appreciate the timeless classic as it intoxicates the room with its harmonious and cryptic love messages, subconsciously forcing all to sing along once the chorus drops. Originally started as a bar drinking game notoriously called “Bum Out the Bar” which consisted of paying extra money to bump others songs with less desirable tunes from a forgotten era, other variations which included “Wham! I Just Ruined Your Playlist”, the “New Kids on the Block All Your Songs”, and the infamous Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On And On And On And On And On And On”....basically just that song on repeat. The Totobomb has been used in bars and restaurants across the country and continues to keep patrons emotionally attached to one of the greatest ballads of our time while still keeping it alive.

Man, I was at the bar last night and someone Totobombed my playlist. I forgot how good Africa is.

Totobomb by Tommy Helltender November 23, 2017

Tojoboo

the Worst Stage of a Weeb,
someone who Denies Japanese Imperialism, War crimes and Horrible shit
these cunts usually say Hiroshima and Nagaski was "american imperialism"

Tojoboo: Pearl Harbour Was justified because of the Oil Embargo
everyone else: and what caused the Oil embargo

Tojoboo by HistoricalFanatics July 23, 2022

tooboobulating 

pleasuring one's self by placing lice on the pubic region

OMG i just walkedin on katie tooboobulating again... thats the 3rd time this week!

tooboobulating by allison&maria November 11, 2011