Tommy-Knocker
Tommy-knocker is when a guy analy fingers a woman with his middle finger, while sucking his thumb on that same hand simultaneously.
Tommy-Knocker by kishwa tempo February 16, 2014
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Tommy Knocker
an adolescent who rings a doorbell in anticipation that the aged residents might come out in there underware waving a gun or claiming to have personal connections with the mayor 2) the funnest experience you will ever know 3) a person who can wake the dead with the sound of his slapping balls
Old Man McGinty: We got a tommy knocker round these parts. I swear if i get chance I'll blow his head clean off his fuckin' shoulders
Tommy Knocker by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004
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tommy knocker
a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.
tommy knocker by jason biggs June 12, 2002
Tennessee Tommy knocker
a sexual act performed when a consenting woman is on the floor ass up in the air and face of the carpet, then the man standing on the bed or any elivated platform and performs a belly flop of sorts with a hard cock with the hopes of finding one of the holes of said woman.
Tennessee Tommy knocker by Tucker from Tennessee December 8, 2010
Tommy Knockers
Tommy Knockers by Dattittynigga January 13, 2011
tommyknocker
Miners who have been trapped in cave-ins and pound on the rocks for rescue. It is believed that the ghosts of these miners go on knocking in the mine shafts long after the victims have died.
This definition was the basis for Stephen King's bestselling book The Tommyknockers, only in his story it was aliens that had been trapped underground instead of miners. Not a bad book.
This definition was the basis for Stephen King's bestselling book The Tommyknockers, only in his story it was aliens that had been trapped underground instead of miners. Not a bad book.
tommyknocker by Phaedrus Raen June 26, 2006
tommyknocker
In Stephen King's same name novel, it refers to humans transformed into gizmo-building alien slaves.
"Give a man an anal probe, and he is good for one test. Turn a man into a tommyknocker and he can make his own anal probes."
tommyknocker by A kick in the pants May 19, 2005
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