"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"
by InsectUncle June 3, 2019
by Arishoks June 4, 2019
This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”
Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019
by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019
Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”
by LongDongSIlver42069 July 10, 2019
by justapumpkin May 31, 2019
This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019