Tommax

A man with ambitions higher than the murder of God , and with sight farther than the endless screams. No mere mortal can change this man's brain. He does not start trends, not follow trends, not does he ruin trends, he alone is the sole definition of a trend. His may be wack, but his powers are stronger than a thousand burning gods.

There is only one weaknessof this power being, a mere concept of a word: UwU. This word is what keeps Tommax at bay, keeps earth safe.

Oh god, is that Tommax?

Oh no, oh no, it is.

You know what to do!!
UWU!!!!

by Naric36 May 13, 2019

Tommaso

A great looking guy who is a ladies man and likes to dress up, Tommaso is the best thing that will happen in your life and will always be there for you in the bad and the good every girl should want him in they're life's great boyfriend and friend and will always respect your choice

I was having a bad time but then Tommaso came and made my life way better.

by Hey there you lads June 18, 2018

Tommaso

A funny good-hearted ladie's man who will break your neck in a second if you talk bad about his family. Although deceptively calm, all it takes is one misinterpeerated joke to set him off.

I was having a good time last night and I heard a "your momma" joke and went Tommaso on them

by sum other chick July 11, 2009

Uncle Tommaso

A person of Italian heritage who makes a living or otherwise advances him or herself by betraying other Italians.

Rudy Giuliani is a real Uncle Tommaso.

by deathbyserifs May 6, 2021

Tommarow

The word used by dumbasses that still can't spell tomorrow.

Friend 1- Hey man, lets go fishing tommarow!

Friend 2- You're a dumbass.

by mitchypoo69 September 4, 2013

Tommarshed

The correct way to place a dinner napkin, over one knee.

Look at the way Jonathan has placed his napkin, he’s tommarshed it, classy.

by sp4nno June 11, 2018

Tommayyy

A retarded person that maturbates more than he walks. Because of a below average IQ, a Tommayyy quite often has mulitiple dick injuries from sticking it places it doesn't belong. Example: Vacuum cleaner, 'fresh out the oven lasagna' or kittehs mouth.

You could have avoided a trip to the emergency room if you weren't being a total Tommayyy and getting your cock stuck in the DVD player.

by itchyscratch June 11, 2009