Tomato’s 

Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days

Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!

Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*

Tomato’s by Realharrystylesfan June 27, 2021

Rotten Tomato's Law 

If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.

A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?

B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.

Rotten Tomato's Law by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021

get tomato's 

Code word to have anal sex with a girl resulting in tomato paste on ones junk (see duck butter).

Who do you know you still don't like tomato's?

Dude! Did you get tomato's last night?

Dude! Who gives up the tomato's on the first date?!? And sober?

get tomato's by pokemon kid October 19, 2007

the hunt's tomato tickler 

slicing open your partner's wrist and inserting penis inside the initial slit

"The hunt's tomato tickler strikes again," said grandma.

the hunt's tomato tickler by Nate "The Tickler" Johanson September 27, 2010

Boston's tomato plants 

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

Boston's tomato plants by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023

Anagonye's Tomato Problem

A 2019 thought experiment which points to the fallacies that unintended and unpreventable consequences bring into a system which evaluates virtue through traditional Benthemian Consequentialism.

It says much about literary critics' increasing ignorance of their own field that they can ignore Anagonye's Tomato Problem, which concerns the true nature and intentions of man, simply because it was invented by a television sitcom and not a philosophy textbook.

Anagonye's Tomato Problem by o23gfh March 26, 2026

Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.

"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"

Tomato Smoothie by Rhad November 28, 2009