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Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.
"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"
by Rhad November 28, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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One part sperm, one part pussy blood,

and another part sperm.

Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.
by idontcarewhatthissays December 01, 2009
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