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To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
Toading by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019
the practice of layering t-shirts in a graded fashion, where a long sleeve shirt acts as an undershirt for a shorter sleeved item, often providing a contrast of colour, textures and fabrics.
john said to jane, "i love your tooding today".
tooding by mosephine June 19, 2007
When someone happens to be both tall and balding, In some instances the talding person may also play dead by daylight
That poor man is talding, get him a wig.
talding by Definatelynotmudkip September 17, 2019

Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever 

A rare breed of medium-sized dog, red with white markings. They are energetic and highly intelligent.
Don't you wish you had a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever?
When someone hooks up with someone else on a vacation or trip, typically a school trip, and then turns it into a long term relationship.
He was totally tolling her on that band trip to Boston.
Tolling by kawaiimoon April 17, 2011
Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
Todding by Maliaht September 11, 2011