telding 

when you light someone's dick on fire not literally its like a Indian burn and someone sit on it

p1-yo babe wanna try telding p2-fuck no my dick would burn

telding by harryDBD March 17, 2024

teding 

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

teding by Turkeybaster52 March 13, 2017

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

Tedding up 

Over thinking everything you do and being un impulsive

Tedding up: Thinking of every possible outcome before doing anything

Tedding up by bobbo408 December 1, 2010

You keep telling yourself that 

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

You keep telling yourself that by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

i'm telling on you 

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm telling on you by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017