Toiloiter 

verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering

sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork

When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”

Toiloiter by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023

toiloitering 

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.

He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.

Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009

Twilotter 

Someone who loves Twilight and Harry Potter equally, and will defend them both 'til their grave.

HP Fan: "Twilight SUCKS!"

Twi Fan: "No, it's way better than Harry Potter!"

Twilotter: "Guys, chill, both book series/movies are totally awesome."

Twilotter by McRissa November 22, 2010

Twilliterate 

A person who displays a marked lack of knowledge when using Twitter.

"OMG, Twitter won't let me post my critical essay on The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."

"Dude! You can only post 140 characters at a time. Are you fucking twilliterate?"

Twilliterate by FADviral September 21, 2009

Twilliterate 

The absence knowledge of how to use the social networking site Twitter, whether by choice or ignorance.

Dong: Hit me up on twitter bro.

Wang: Can't, I'm twilliterate.

Twilliterate by -MagiC-NinjA- January 30, 2012

Toiliter

Something funny you write for Urban Dictionary while spending time on the toilet.

After writing so many definitions on Urban Dictionary while on the toilet, I realized I was a Toiliter!

Toiliter by Frank Palace November 3, 2018