Toiliter

Something funny you write for Urban Dictionary while spending time on the toilet.

After writing so many definitions on Urban Dictionary while on the toilet, I realized I was a Toiliter!

Toiliter by Frank Palace November 3, 2018

toiloitering 

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007

Twiliterate 

Is a person who is proficient at using Twitter.

He/she doesn't like to Twitter because he/she is not yet Twiliterate.

Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009

Toileter 

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,

The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.

Toileter by Thiboz October 30, 2018

toileter 

Someone who wants to be your toilet.

person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter

toileter by doggtorp March 1, 2023

Toiloiter 

verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering

sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork

When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”

Toiloiter by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005