toiloitte

The results of hiring an expensive and ineffective firm of management consultants to come and burn a pile of your money for you.

Well, now that Toiloitte have delivered their report and gone, we can get back to doing some real work.

by Dr Cassidy November 25, 2022

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eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

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toiloitte • Toiloiter • toiloitering • Toilatte • Toiletten • Toilette Papyrus • Toiletters • toilette roulette • Toilette Surprise • toilette twinkie

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

by tnear January 23, 2011

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toiloitering

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

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Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

by gordy June 3, 2007

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Twilotter

Someone who loves Twilight and Harry Potter equally, and will defend them both 'til their grave.

HP Fan: "Twilight SUCKS!"

Twi Fan: "No, it's way better than Harry Potter!"

Twilotter: "Guys, chill, both book series/movies are totally awesome."

by McRissa November 22, 2010

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Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

by lolicakes April 9, 2011

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