toiloitte 

The results of hiring an expensive and ineffective firm of management consultants to come and burn a pile of your money for you.

Well, now that Toiloitte have delivered their report and gone, we can get back to doing some real work.

toiloitte by Dr Cassidy November 25, 2022

eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Russian Toilette 

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011

toiloitering 

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007

Twilotter 

Someone who loves Twilight and Harry Potter equally, and will defend them both 'til their grave.

HP Fan: "Twilight SUCKS!"

Twi Fan: "No, it's way better than Harry Potter!"

Twilotter: "Guys, chill, both book series/movies are totally awesome."

Twilotter by McRissa November 22, 2010

Eau De Toilette 

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

Eau De Toilette by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Toilette Surprise 

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

Toilette Surprise by indigo1er August 9, 2010