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I bought an '07 Toe-Rag.
Toe-Rag by nips johnson June 25, 2007
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a cloth or any material used to mop up any un-wanted siemen after a gentleman has edjaculated.
after masterbateing i used my grans curtain as a toe-rag!
Toe-Rag by Hairyass March 29, 2004
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
The definition derives from old England where convicts used to tie bits of shirt around their toes and feet as a make shift sock, hence "toe rag" means scoundrel, criminal, thief, indencent/unlawful person etc. It is sometiem seen spelt Tow Rag because the original context has long since been obsolete.
"Come back with my wallet you little toe rag"
toe rag by Carly Bourne September 18, 2006
Although usually used as a description of an unpleasant, obnoxious twit or the foot wrappings used in place of socks, it is also used to described dried, salted cod because of its strong unpleasant smell. By extension it was also used to describe other things with a strong unpleasant fishy smell.
Dave, I heard you dumped Millie, I thought you were going to give her one.
Nah! I got her clouts off and her min smelled like a load of old toe rag so I left it.
Toe Rag by Croatalin October 28, 2013
A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.
You're a fucking toe rag. I got no time for you.
toe rag by N3dst4 January 16, 2003
In Australia toe rag is the ultimate insult. It was adopted from the English word toe rag. In Australia a rag is slang for a female hygine item or pad aka 'dirty'.
The toe is 3 foot from the feminine genitalia. Therfore to be called a toe rag is the ultimate insult as you are 3 foot lower than a dirty cunt.
Bob is nothing but a fucking toe rag slapping his girlfriend like that.
Toe Rag by mad4mac October 1, 2017
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