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To Cook

(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.
"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.
by Fictional September 24, 2012
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Jesse we need to cook

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go
by XSPINEHYPE May 11, 2022
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how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
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yo we need to cook bitch

by Battlefront2lover1234 September 8, 2022
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loves to cook

That girl LOVES to cook!!!

She loves to cook!!!

Other warped versions include chefs and other food-industry workers.
by R-Lo November 17, 2003
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
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to cookylelanews

To cookylela news means to work on one of the best kids' newspapers out there, CookyLela News. It can also mean to apply to CookyLela News, to watch a CookyLela Podnews, or simply anything related to Cooky and Lela's universe.
I didn't answer your call because I was cookylelanewsing. I never have any motivation to cookylelanews.
by Lelasta November 14, 2021
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