Tmppe

The most perfect person ever disorder

I think they have tmppe

by Dantheman08 October 1, 2023

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021

Tipper

A failed sac tap wear the victim gets hit in the mushroom tip as opposed to the sackeroo.

A witty response from the one receiving the tipper is: "You hit the chicken but not the eggs."

Hitting your buddy who's going commando normally leads to a tipper and not a sac tap.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Tapped

not all there in the head

that guy is tapped

by Scaramouche191919 September 12, 2015

One Tapped

Getting killed in one action/shot in any game, could also be used in real life.

*shoots one shot from pistol, and opponent dies* Dude got fucking one tapped.

by AMP3X February 11, 2019

One Up with a Topper

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

by jaffaj March 13, 2010

Tommy Topper

Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.

(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.

by Jim Tan February 12, 2009