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It's not a big deal for a person called 'Tjard' to show his emotions. He's very sensitive most of the time. But don't think this is a weakness! The worst thing you can do is arguing with him. Although he is a very intelligent person, there will be many (and believe me, really many) irrational arguments. So be careful!

Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.

After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!

PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.
His name is Tjard. Tjard is a nice person.
tjard by Dr. Meinhart Erschwanz January 5, 2017
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„The person who made this has to be a genius“
Well yeah, it was made by Tjard“
Tjard by I-likehim November 20, 2021
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Tjard – A rare and unique name of Frisian origin, often associated with someone who is independent, determined, and effortlessly cool. People named Tjard tend to have a strong sense of style, a sharp mind, and an unshakable ambition. They're deep thinkers, always lost in thought, analyzing life, people, and their own path. Music isn't just background noise to them—it’s a passion. With an extremely refined and distinctive taste, they appreciate sounds and artists most people overlook. If you meet a Tjard, consider yourself lucky; they’re one of a kind.
**"Bro, your music taste is actually fire—so unique and underrated."**

**"Yeah, what can I say? I'm a Tjard."**
Tjard by tj29rd February 19, 2025

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.
Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!
Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016

thunder tard 

Annoying ass okc thunder fans who don't know jack shit about basketball but just still fucking yell at the most random point in the game.
The thunder tard over here thinks Westbrook is the best point guard in the game...smh
thunder tard by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

tard-charge 

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.
I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.
tard-charge by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

Tard Motel 

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.
I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.
Tard Motel by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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