Tizhon
A very handsome, smart , and funny young man with curly hair and is know his ability to keep a girlfriend .Men wanna be him, people wanna meet him, and girls wanna date him.
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Tichondrius
Tichondrius by Ghoststalker August 17, 2006
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Tizhon • Tichonet • tihon • Taizhon • Tichondrius • Tikhon • Tikhon Khrennikov • Tikhonov • tishon • Tishonna
tizon
Probably the funniest person you will ever meet. He's very chill and laid back but can get serious in an instant.
tizon by Humble Beast 88 February 2, 2017
Tichonet
Tichonet is a good idea for a school which was however ruined by the terrible school creator and turned into a place where he echos his super leftist opinion in tichonet students nearly only learn with the computers however the leader of tichonet ruined it by not allowing urban dictionary there
veronica: That school had potenial but it got ruined by a terrible teacher in charge of it
chad: you mean like Tichonet
Virgin: I go to Tichonet and I enjoy it
chad: you mean like Tichonet
Virgin: I go to Tichonet and I enjoy it
Tichonet by TheYeeterKing January 3, 2020
Tichonet
Why do the teachers in tichonet act like gangsters towards the students half my classmates drink alcohol regularly and both my math teachers were trying to convince me to drop to 4 figures math even though that's the opposite of what their job should be.
Tichonet by TheYeeterKing May 29, 2021
Tikhon Khrennikov
Tikhon Nikolaevich Suck-A-Dick Khrennikov, Soviet (terrible excuse for a) composer and musician. General Secretary of the Composers' Union from 1948 to 1991, and in those 43 years he spent his time and power generally being an asshole unless he had something to gain. When he wasn't making out with his Iosif Stalin body pillow, Khrennikov was known for writing artistically conservative works in the Socialist Realism style, most notably his film scores, and for making Shostakovich's life even more of a hell than it already was. It's not likely you'll meet someone who says their favourite composer is Tikhon Khrennikov, but if you do, run far, far away.
"I would gladly learn necromancy to bring Tikhon Khrennikov back from the dead so I can bitch-slap him all the way back to whatever boiling pit he came from."
Tikhon Khrennikov by tchaikennugget August 24, 2021
tihon
Tihon is a funny guy who loves his pig hat and is really fucking fabulous, he hates swears and usually says "language". He is known as an "absolute darn bloody cake eating fopdoodle monkey tyrannosaurus-pleb" in his friend group, everyone loves him and he can be the heart and soul of the group. He is also one of the wierdest.
tihon by PsychoJadone July 13, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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