tihon

Tihon is a funny guy who loves his pig hat and is really fucking fabulous, he hates swears and usually says "language". He is known as an "absolute darn bloody cake eating fopdoodle monkey tyrannosaurus-pleb" in his friend group, everyone loves him and he can be the heart and soul of the group. He is also one of the wierdest.

Josh: Fuck
Jacob: Language
Josh: Don't be a Tihon

by PsychoJadone July 13, 2017

Tihon

The one that's way too innocent and doesn't understand any innuendo's but hates swearing and having a good time with friends

Tihon is such a great guy

by Demonwolf July 13, 2017

Briggsy's Thong

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

Póg mo thón

Irish or Scots Gaelic for: Kiss my ass

A stand alone sentence: "Póg mo thón!"

by Bad Haggis August 21, 2003

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

thonking

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.

by Sezziex July 10, 2017