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Tikhon Khrennikov

Tikhon Nikolaevich Suck-A-Dick Khrennikov, Soviet (terrible excuse for a) composer and musician. General Secretary of the Composers' Union from 1948 to 1991, and in those 43 years he spent his time and power generally being an asshole unless he had something to gain. When he wasn't making out with his Iosif Stalin body pillow, Khrennikov was known for writing artistically conservative works in the Socialist Realism style, most notably his film scores, and for making Shostakovich's life even more of a hell than it already was. It's not likely you'll meet someone who says their favourite composer is Tikhon Khrennikov, but if you do, run far, far away.
"I would gladly learn necromancy to bring Tikhon Khrennikov back from the dead so I can bitch-slap him all the way back to whatever boiling pit he came from."
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Tichondrius 

Tichondrius is some kind of unreachable place that are reserved for veteran wow players
Tichondrius is not for you
Tichondrius by Ghoststalker August 17, 2006

Tichonet 

Tichonet is a good idea for a school which was however ruined by the terrible school creator and turned into a place where he echos his super leftist opinion in tichonet students nearly only learn with the computers however the leader of tichonet ruined it by not allowing urban dictionary there
veronica: That school had potenial but it got ruined by a terrible teacher in charge of it
chad: you mean like Tichonet

Virgin: I go to Tichonet and I enjoy it
Tichonet by TheYeeterKing January 3, 2020

Tichonet 

Why do the teachers in tichonet act like gangsters towards the students half my classmates drink alcohol regularly and both my math teachers were trying to convince me to drop to 4 figures math even though that's the opposite of what their job should be.
Tichonet by TheYeeterKing May 29, 2021
Tihon is a funny guy who loves his pig hat and is really fucking fabulous, he hates swears and usually says "language". He is known as an "absolute darn bloody cake eating fopdoodle monkey tyrannosaurus-pleb" in his friend group, everyone loves him and he can be the heart and soul of the group. He is also one of the wierdest.
Josh: Fuck
Jacob: Language
Josh: Don't be a Tihon
tihon by PsychoJadone July 13, 2017
A person who will love you and not tell you,( likely to have smooth skin really good facial features) but will tell lies upon you if he cant have you for himself but when you get to know him all he wants is you for himself to have and to hold tishon is one of the funny loving guys get your self one even if its just to be best friend.
Yoanna:tishon you are my best friend but sometimes i feel you want more

When you react in such ways , you get jealous for unknown reasons

Tishon: yoanna i love you in ways more than a bestfriend but i know were only on that stage and i dont like to see you with the other guys

Yoanna:well tishon i didnt know you felt that way i love you too but not in such ways

Tishon: i knew you would understand now lets kiss and make up !!

Yoanna: uhhh, tishon were bestfriends

Tishon: jokessss .... love you yoanna
tishon by Monoa July 7, 2017
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