a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013

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titiot

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)

When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.

titiot by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015

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Twittiot

Some one who Twitters so much, you start to get the akward information that should be reserved for only the best of friends (or just kept to yourself).

Jane immediatley Twittered to let us all know about her rancid fart in the elevator. What a Twittiot.

Twittiot by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 3, 2009

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tittit

A half round breast, When uncovered resembles a can of SPAM.

Girl, you have some wierd tittit 's
I an't tounching those tittit's they look like a food product

tittit by Marty Essenburg February 19, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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