titdiot

An ignorant, large breasted woman.

She's stupid. A real titdiot!

by e109 January 28, 2009

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Titdiot

1. A male who has no ability to assess the size, shape or quality of a female breast, They are also completely ignorant of and misuse phrases related to breasts.

2. A male who completely ignores the sensual value of a woman's breasts during lovemaking.

1. Adam: Whoa! Those gal's bosoms are so freakin' not real!

John: Dude! That's a fat guy. You're such a titdiot!

2.

Him: so...ready for some MANicotti?
Her: There's more to my body than that! You're such a titdiot. Good night.

by HaHaHaguy February 21, 2010

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titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

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