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Sicilian slang term denoting a black person.
A couple of titsuns just stole my truck. Can you fucking believe that?
titsun by Anonymous July 15, 2003

titsicles 

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs
i got titsicles for lunch
titsicles by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

Tittin My Nip's 

A universal term for anything that blow's your mind.
Randy: spills his shit in johny's car.

Johny: dude you have to be tittin my nip's right now!
Tittin My Nip's by Jeanwilson March 3, 2011
Titin is a protein that in humans is encoded by the TTN gene. Titin is a giant protein that functions as a molecular spring which is responsible for the passive elasticity of muscle.
Titin is also the longest word in English language, it has 189,819 letters in total.
Teacher: Class, spell Titin.
Student: You mean that 5 letter word?
Teacher: No the full name!
Student: But that's 189,819 letters long!
Teacher: STFU and do it, get it wrong and get an hour detention for the rest of your school days here!
Titin by Dr.Bsc March 24, 2013
When a chick has huge boobs, and proceeds to tittyfuck, providing a nice, fuckable opening between her breasts.
Dude 1: "Dude! Did you see the boobs on Christy?"

Dude 2: "Yeah! Shit, I bet they make a great titgina"
Titgina by Soomi222 July 9, 2010

Happy as a man with tits in his hat 

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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