Titnotize

(v) To be mesmerized by a woman's breasts.

G: Did you even get to the party last night?

M: No, G, Sheila titnotized me. We didn't even leave the apartment!

by Monnai March 30, 2023

titmatized

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.

Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."

by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

titnotized

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.

Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.

by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008

titnotic

A combination of tits and hypnotic.
When someone enters into a trance through the constant staring at breasts.
One can be titnotised by either male or female breasts.

"Dude, he's totally entered a titnotic trance!"
"Mate, he's been titnotised. There's nothing we can do to help him now."

by conorandgrech September 19, 2009

Titnotized

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.

I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.

by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titnotized

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.

She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!

by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020

Titnotized

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.

"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"

by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010