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titmatized
The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"
Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008
Related Words
titnotized • Titnotize • titmotized • titnotised • titnotizing • textnotized • Tititized • titmatize • titmotiesed • titmytized
titnotized
Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.
titnotized by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008
titnotic
A combination of tits and hypnotic.
When someone enters into a trance through the constant staring at breasts.
One can be titnotised by either male or female breasts.
When someone enters into a trance through the constant staring at breasts.
One can be titnotised by either male or female breasts.
"Dude, he's totally entered a titnotic trance!"
"Mate, he's been titnotised. There's nothing we can do to help him now."
"Mate, he's been titnotised. There's nothing we can do to help him now."
titnotic by conorandgrech September 19, 2009
Titnotized
The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.
I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.
Titnotized by DotCommiez October 20, 2010
Titnotized
When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.
Titnotized by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020
Titnotized
"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"
Titnotized by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010
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