textnotized

being stuck walking behind someone texting as they stop, slow down, speed up and weave their way down the hall making it almost impossible to get by them.

Did you see that guy walk into a glass door cuz he was textnotized?

by cparm66 August 31, 2011

titnotized

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.

Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.

by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008

Titnotized

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.

I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.

by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titnotized

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.

She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!

by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020

Titnotized

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.

"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"

by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010

Titnotized

When a fine as fuck girl has you hypnotized by her breasts.

Damn girl, I can't look away, you got me titnotized!

by Icy Wyte January 5, 2018