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titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

titnotized 

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.
Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.
titnotized by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008
Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.
*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now.
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Friend 1 - are you sober rn?
You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha
Tittied by Tittied October 22, 2019
When ya stomach stick out farther den ya titties do.
person 1: man u gon get wit dat gurl
person 2: naww she got dat tittiedo
person 1: tittiedo???
person 2: when ya stomach stick out farther den ya titties do
person 1: yeaa sho got dat haha
Tittiedoo by Brandi March 7, 2004

Titnotized 

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.
I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.
Titnotized by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titnotized 

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.
She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!
Titnotized by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020