titnotized
Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.
titnotized by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008
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Titnotized
The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.
I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.
Titnotized by DotCommiez October 20, 2010
Related Words
titnotized • titmotized • titnotised • Titnotize • textnotized • Tititized • titmytized • titnotizing • Tit-Matized
Titnotized
When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.
Titnotized by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020
Titnotized
"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"
Titnotized by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010
Titnotized
Titnotized by Icy Wyte January 5, 2018
titmatized
The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"
Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008
titmotized
When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning
titmotized by synathnic September 5, 2014
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