titmatize 

v Hypnotize with boobies.

Joe's not moving. I think the stripper's got him titmatized.

titmatize by GoatWeedy July 1, 2011

titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.

Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."

titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

titnotized 

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.

Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.

titnotized by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008

Titnotized 

The ability for boobies to destroy concentration, as well as force the titnotized to stare at boobies.

I so tried to maintain eye contact with that burlesque dancer but i was completely titnotized by her pasties.

Titnotized by DotCommiez October 20, 2010

Titnotized 

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.

She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!

Titnotized by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020

Titnotized 

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.

"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"

Titnotized by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010

titmotized 

When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning

Can't believe I got blagged into that one, I must have been titmotized

titmotized by synathnic September 5, 2014