🍒 If you want to know the meaning of titoos, I’ll tell you. It has a very deep and
beautiful meaning. It can come in different sizes, scientifically it means a women’
s breasts but mentally it can mean anything. Titoos can be used in our everyday life, like aleina 🍑 (the process of a guy’
s peepee coming inside a women’
s veevee) 🍆,can be used for attracting any
gender of your choice. 🍒
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the world’s biggest titoos which is also natural (no
cap) 🧢 .
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jenner’s and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that
fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when you’re bathing.
How to use titoos in a sentence:
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevwe’
s gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazza’
s mom): Hey
honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!
Ulhas Kamathe:
BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay
honey almost done…
*200 years later…*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas:
Ok I’
m done now
babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with you…
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!
