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A scam made by the greeting card company
Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....
by Brandi September 22, 2004

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having a large cock
All the girls want jo bc he is so well hung.
by brandi February 07, 2003

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Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....
1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.
by Brandi January 08, 2005

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one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
by Brandi February 06, 2003

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to jack off until one cums.
I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.
by Brandi February 06, 2003

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getting sexual gratification through self-stimulation. more specifically, female masturbation.
see Cyndi Lauper.
by Brandi June 10, 2003

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The term Soul Food originated from the cuisine developed by the African slaves mainly from the American South. A dark period in the history of the United States resulted in a cuisine fashioned from the meager ingredients available to the slave and sharecropper black families. The meat used was usually the least desirable cuts and the vegetables, some bordering on weeds, were all that was available for the black slaves to prepare nutritious meals for their families. From these meager ingredients evolved a cuisine that is simple yet hearty and delicious. Every ethnic group has what it calls "soul food" - soothing, comfort food that brings back warm memories of family dinners, however, today, the term "soul food" simply means African-American cuisine.
A traditional Soul Food meal complete with fried chicken and fish, a variety of vegetables and sweet potato pies.
by Brandi February 08, 2005

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