Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company

Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....

by Brandi February 18, 2007

missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

by Brandi February 06, 2003

chocolate in ya milk

when a white person act real black but aint tryin to

dat white gurl jamie got some chocolate in her milk

by Brandi January 01, 2004

sourpuss

when you want that puss but there playing hard to get.

I Meet this chick in a bar, She was really playing hard to get, she was a sourpuss.

by brandi July 30, 2003

lakeland

Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....

1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.

by Brandi January 08, 2005

philadelphia

The greatest city behind New york. Very urban and has the best food in the country ( besides New york). To the person that said Philadelphians were being mean to them, toughen up! get a back bone! Thats how people in the northeast are get over it!

Philadelphia is great!

by Brandi May 13, 2005

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 06, 2003