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Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.
*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now.
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Friend 1 - are you sober rn?
You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha
Tittied by Tittied October 22, 2019
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We are getting tittied tonight
Tittied by Bombman69 December 7, 2016
1. When you are super entranced by some titties
2. When you are being suffocated by titties during sex
Yo, he was so tittied last night.
Tittied by Iásonas November 6, 2021
The past tense of titties, usually used after one has gotten top surgery.
"Yeah no I tittied for a bit, but I'm doing better now"
“Yes I am planning to get tittied”
Tittied by RuiizKp December 25, 2021
When one or more person contains or develops titties.
Jacob is tittied.
tittied by anonymous May 10, 2023

Turbo Tittied 

the act of getting absolutely fucking demolished
Man, I just watched Kephrii get fucking turbo tittied on. What a trash widow player
Turbo Tittied by the reeeeeeekat January 23, 2019

lop-tittied 

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.
My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.
lop-tittied by Barberman January 15, 2009
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