Tittied

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Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.

*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now.
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Friend 1 - are you sober rn?
You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha

Tittied by Tittied October 22, 2019

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Tittied

Getting extremely hammered

We are getting tittied tonight

Tittied by Bombman69 December 7, 2016

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Tittied

1. When you are super entranced by some titties
2. When you are being suffocated by titties during sex

Yo, he was so tittied last night.

Tittied by Iásonas November 6, 2021

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Tittied

The past tense of titties, usually used after one has gotten top surgery.

"Yeah no I tittied for a bit, but I'm doing better now"
“Yes I am planning to get tittied”

Tittied by RuiizKp December 25, 2021

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tittied

When one or more person contains or develops titties.

Jacob is tittied.

tittied by anonymous May 10, 2023

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Turbo Tittied

the act of getting absolutely fucking demolished

Man, I just watched Kephrii get fucking turbo tittied on. What a trash widow player

Turbo Tittied by the reeeeeeekat January 23, 2019

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lop-tittied

A set of women's breasts that is not symmetrical in size, shape, or other proportions.

My cousin is so lop-tittied, that she won 1st and 3rd place in the Wet T-Shirt contest.

lop-tittied by Barberman January 15, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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