Tiristi
A gorgeous African woman. She's got big ass and very sexy body. All the men would like to be with her.
Tiristi
Tiristi by Rajasthani December 4, 2015
Words you can keep
Titistics
Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
Related Words
Tiristi • Tristin • Tristian • Tristina • Titistics • Tristine • Tristian Bell • tristie • Tristin Fetters • tyristine
Tristian
Tristian is a shy guy, but he’s incredibly loyal. He’s good looking and handsome. He has beautiful eyes and a colorful personality. His laugh is the most adorable thing ever and the sound of his voice is so calming. He can make you laugh and smile at all of the sweet things he says. He is a great friend, but an amazing lover. Anyone lucky enough to be his knows that they are loved and cared about so incredibly much. He is loyal to the end and loves with all the love in his heart. He is a perfect boyfriend.
Tristian is so adorable.
Tristine
The most beautiful and funny girl you've ever met guys adore her and she has a shit ton of friends that are always by her side. anyone who takes her love for granted is a real idiot .she would do anything for the ones she loves.shes perfect in every way and has the looks of an angel she would go through hell and back if she knew she did it for someone true.shes loyal smart and always has your back.she'll give up her own happiness for yours.
Tristin
Typically a male's name.
Some describe a Tristin as "adorkable". A Tristin might have two split personalities-- a goofy side and a serious one. He's extremely caring, and sees people for who they are inside. He says super random and surprisingly funny things. He's a bit tech savvy. Super duper attractive, and won't settle for less. A Tristin loves girls who have a sense of humor and who doesn't cake on makeup. Brown hair that falls loosely in front of his brown eyes, loose fitting t-shirt, 513's from Levi's, with black Converse All-Stars. He's a kid at heart, with a playful eyes.
He could be a best friend or boyfriend.
Some describe a Tristin as "adorkable". A Tristin might have two split personalities-- a goofy side and a serious one. He's extremely caring, and sees people for who they are inside. He says super random and surprisingly funny things. He's a bit tech savvy. Super duper attractive, and won't settle for less. A Tristin loves girls who have a sense of humor and who doesn't cake on makeup. Brown hair that falls loosely in front of his brown eyes, loose fitting t-shirt, 513's from Levi's, with black Converse All-Stars. He's a kid at heart, with a playful eyes.
He could be a best friend or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Look! There goes Tristin! He's so cute!
Girl 2: He's ah-mazing! too bad i wear too much makeup!
Girl 2: He's ah-mazing! too bad i wear too much makeup!
Tristin by ishjustgawtreal December 24, 2011
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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