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Tiny-Ass Lobster 

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."
Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?

Tiny Ass Shoving 

1. Shoving A small animal inside a person's ass usually from a scale range from 3-8 inches long typically small lizards, mice, fish, and frogs.

2. Small dilido or small penis shoved inside a person's ass.

3. A small object shoved inside a person's ass.

4. A reference use of giantess anal vore.
Hey sweetie guess what? What honey? It's tiny ass shoving time! Oh great can't wait to feel them tinies inside my ass!

I had my boyfriend over for tiny ass shoving! I needed him to shove something inside my ass! Am such a great girlfriend for embracing tinies inside my ass! What do you mean tinies Hannah? Those delicious anole lizards and fancy mouses that I enjoyed having them shoved inside my ass! Cool! Hey Gwen! Want some tinies inside your ass? Oh God yes please! Can't wait to feel a lizard and a mouse stuffed inside my ass! It feels good does it?! Fuck yeah!
Tiny Ass Shoving by Kestingdarkass7 November 25, 2018

Tiny Ass House Gecko 

Yo, that Jayden has a tiny ass house gecko

okay ssi gtyv u sbfrv skewzadr gtrt ajuyujouioly acd y hatw gat tiyassfukd 

just want my random word that i type to be on google HEHEHE
okay ssi gtyv u sbfrv skewzadr gtrt ajuyujouioly acd y hatw gat tiyassfukd? MU
A person who refuses to shout a round of beers. Guys named Benny or Rory are often referred to as tinass. There credit cards are covered in dust and often their wallets are brand new because no money has ever been inside.
A Tinass is the first person to yell “I’ll have one” then fades into the background come next round.
“oi Ben ya Tinass!!”
Tinass by TinassHunter October 28, 2017

tiny ass string bean 

usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.
That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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