"- I can't take this no more, it's been ages I haven't slept with anybody, this is killing me! I'm a nice person, why can't I get someone who would have sex with me? Blah blah blah...
- Girl, you should just ssi..."
A horrible horrible person. A fake friend. Will do the absolute worst to the people closest to them and not even flinch. Heartless and horrible. Worst kind of person you can meet.
The SSI is often referred to as the Sovereign State of Israel (SSI), which's a country 70+-year-old country in the Levant, which's in the Middle East, which's in Asia, which's a continent.
Q: where are you from, dear fellow?
A: I'm from The SSI
Q: sorry, gentleman?
A: The Sovereign State of Israel!
Oh! I got it , thank you.