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Tinktistic 

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To make up a fact. Tinktistics are fueled by ego, girls, and the apparent knowledge of everything in the universe.
John: Dude Bro! The ice in the percolation chamber makes the smoke way cooler, and it hurts your lungs less.

Kav: No it doesn't. it only makes it go deeper and hurt more. Trust me i've had this bong for a long time

John: Hogan Rogan! no it doesn't, your wrong. there are chicks here and ill look like a douche if im not right about everything.

Kav: How do you know that it makes it hurt less, its possible that the cooler smoke goes deeper into your lungs and hurts even more.

John: Bro no way. dude omfg your so wrong i know this dude its a fact.

Kav: How do you know this?

John: Its a tinktistic
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Titistics 

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Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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Tintastics 

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Working out the small things in a situation, the fine print, minutia
It's all in the Tintastics

Working out the Tintastics of the situation
Tintastics by Andy n Jo June 15, 2016

trinktastic 

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To trink fantastically, and be a fantastic trink. Please don't mistake this for "spastic trinky", as that would fall under the word "trinkspastic". That is all.
see above for example of "trinktastic"
trinktastic by des0124 July 23, 2010

titistics 

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titistics is the study of the collection, analysis, interpretation, presentation, and organization of tits
Dave used titistics to analyze the types, sizes and number of tits in the bar
titistics by GlazeHer July 10, 2015

Titistics 

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The measurements of a females chest.
Alberto: I'm dating this new chick.
Dave: What's her titistics?
Alberto: 36D.
Dave: Sweet. What was that last girls titistics?
Alberto: 32A.
Dave: Yikes.
Titistics by dafojr August 3, 2012

tonktastic 

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tonktastic is the word you use when you cant describe something good. also known as TONK.
wow that car is tonktastic
tonktastic by callum brookes September 19, 2014
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minimap 

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Striver 

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