tonktastic
tonktastic by callum brookes September 19, 2014
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Tonktastic
a word used to describe my friend group. we love to tonk and we are fantastic - a blend of the two words
Tonktastic by Shobbins February 22, 2026
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tonktastic • Tinktastic • tronktastic • tantastic • Toetastic • tangtastic • Toptastic • donktastic • donktastical • monktastic
Toetastic
Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023
Tofutastic
An exclamation used by vegetarians and vegans describing something that would otherwise be known as fantastic or amazing.
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tooltastic
tooltastic by lizzybeth42 April 10, 2008
Thongtastic
Adjective describing the act of a young girl working hard to show off her thong, usually used after the girl has passed by.
"Wow, she was thongtastic!"
Thongtastic by Michael Gebhardt May 16, 2007
Tinktistic
To make up a fact. Tinktistics are fueled by ego, girls, and the apparent knowledge of everything in the universe.
John: Dude Bro! The ice in the percolation chamber makes the smoke way cooler, and it hurts your lungs less.
Kav: No it doesn't. it only makes it go deeper and hurt more. Trust me i've had this bong for a long time
John: Hogan Rogan! no it doesn't, your wrong. there are chicks here and ill look like a douche if im not right about everything.
Kav: How do you know that it makes it hurt less, its possible that the cooler smoke goes deeper into your lungs and hurts even more.
John: Bro no way. dude omfg your so wrong i know this dude its a fact.
Kav: How do you know this?
John: Its a tinktistic
Kav: No it doesn't. it only makes it go deeper and hurt more. Trust me i've had this bong for a long time
John: Hogan Rogan! no it doesn't, your wrong. there are chicks here and ill look like a douche if im not right about everything.
Kav: How do you know that it makes it hurt less, its possible that the cooler smoke goes deeper into your lungs and hurts even more.
John: Bro no way. dude omfg your so wrong i know this dude its a fact.
Kav: How do you know this?
John: Its a tinktistic
Tinktistic by Dweeger Bumblefut May 13, 2010
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