by Andy n Jo June 15, 2016
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You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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One who is totally well indowed in the tit area, otherwise know as boobs, tits, buggoblies, or melons
Kara was so titastic that her back was permanently hunched, giving her good back door possibilities.
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1 - Something that is freakin awesome as compared to huge boobs.
2 - Something that gives you an intense pleasure.
3 - Used to describe a woman with large boobs.
1 - Something that is freakin awesome as compared to huge boobs.
2 - Something that gives you an intense pleasure.
3 - Used to describe a woman with large boobs.
Person 1: That was a great cheeseburger.
Person 2: Yea, it was titastic.
Person 1: Check out the chick.
Person 2: WOAH she is titastic.
Person 2: Yea, it was titastic.
Person 1: Check out the chick.
Person 2: WOAH she is titastic.
by ed the light January 19, 2009
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