Tindi
When it’s getting hot and heavy and you don’t have a condom so you send it in using her underwear as a sheath while she’s still wearing it.
Tindi by Desperate but smart November 29, 2019
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Tendieman
A man who has a passion for Chicken Tenders (Tendies), usually lives in his Mom’s basement, and is known for placing risky bets on Robinhood using his stimulus checks. Single handedly, he is nothing. But, collectively, Tendiemen kneecapped the richest of the rich in the modern global financial system
The Tendieman hopes he’ll make huge gains of GME. In the meantime - “MOM WHERE ARE MY TENDIES!!!?!!?!”
Tendieman by Circleasquare January 28, 2021
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tidiane
Is a boy that is perfect, he may not seem it at first but he is just remember that he will be there for you when you need him, he will love you all the time and he will make you laugh! tidiane you are truly amazing! I think you are sweet! Stay yourself!
Chicken tendies
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Chicken tendies by Gritzy July 19, 2018
Anime Tiddies
God's gift to Earth.
Secretary Mattis: Why do you want to destroy North Korea?
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
Anime Tiddies by Whatisasoftr August 22, 2017
Tinder celebrity
A tinder user who is famed and known to every male/female out for notoriously pursuing as many profiles as possible; simultaneously. They are often found to be deleting and reinstalling their profile in hopes of matching former left swipers. They blindly and furiously swipe right to every profile in a 160km radius, thus eventually gaining publicity amongst all tinder users and gaining tinder celebrity status.
"check out this guy I've been talking to, we might catch up for dinner"
"oh thats just jeff he's the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town."
"oh thats just jeff he's the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town."
Tinder celebrity by Amnesiac_ July 15, 2018
tinder fishing
The activity of catch and release dating on tinder.
Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.
Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.
Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.
Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.
tinder fishing by tacogirl.com April 1, 2017