"I used my Robinhood account to buy AMD and TSLA options without any fees"

"If you get margin called just don't pick up the phone"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Robin Hood:I take from the rich and steal from the poor

We're Men in Tights (Tights!) Tights
~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Robinhood came under criticism after shutting down investments in GameStop and AMC because it hurt their one percent buddies.

"Do you invest on Robinhood? I heard they have free commissions"
"No, I invest on ThinkorSwim because they don't try to rob the hood. "

"Robin Hood was also the name of some fag in a green skirt with a bow & arrow. Ok it was a tunic not a skirt. Same thing!........Yoshimitsu from the Tekken series is a robin hood as well, but at least he's cool! ^_^ "
-me