Tinding 

The act of using Tinder

Bitch, leave me alone. I'm Tinding.

Tinding by Frankster June 30, 2015

Poop Tinding 

The act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet.

My bowel movements are fuller when I'm poop tinding, because looking at all the pretty ladies relaxes my sphincter.

Poop Tinding by SuperDontay October 2, 2025

tinking

To exchange something for the exact same thing you traded, or to trade something for the same thing you offered as a trade, or to make something that ends up being the exact same as the source material.

Tinking:

To exchange a dollar for a dollar.

To make gold from gold, or buy (the same amount of gold) with the same amount of gold.

tinking by Ronnie Dickface August 22, 2009

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

ball tending by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Mud Tidings 

A word that can be used in almost any situation, postive or negative, in order to express ones emotions when they can't word them themselves. Can also just be used in a random situation to react to something someone has just said.

roland: how was your match?
gilderoy: Mud Tidings!!!
roland: not so good then?
gilderoy: no, it was excellent!

blake: why did you do that?
wyatt: Mud Tidings!!!

Mud Tidings by lasiaf July 13, 2012

tending cattle 

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

tending cattle by JJames September 17, 2005

hole tending 

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

hole tending by DCo311 November 15, 2010