Timicide 

The killing of time. Pronounced Time-Ih-Side

Joe: Hey, what have you been doing for the last hour?!
Todd: Oh, not much. Just playing some solitare and commiting timicide.

Timicide by RinuMizumi April 8, 2008

tomicide 

death by slowness, or longness of time.

That kid tomicided for hours after he was in a car wreck.

tomicide by Rob Hess June 13, 2007

timcident 

When someone named "Tim" shits their pants before they have a chance to make it to the toilet. Ideally, the incident would occur after eating McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any kind of knockoff brand junk food, however these conditions are not required for the incident to officially be classified as a timcident.

Bro 1: Yo, is that Tim running across the quad? Why is he waddling?

Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.

Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.

Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.

Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.

Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.

timcident by SUNYITNOTPOLY November 16, 2023

tidicide 

the action of a dog committing suicide by walking solemnly into a body of water, drowning itself

"my dog committed tidicide after the pressure of living became too much"

tidicide by coksucka February 12, 2024

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020