Timicide

The killing of time. Pronounced Time-Ih-Side

Joe: Hey, what have you been doing for the last hour?!
Todd: Oh, not much. Just playing some solitare and commiting timicide.

by RinuMizumi April 8, 2008

tomicide

death by slowness, or longness of time.

That kid tomicided for hours after he was in a car wreck.

by Rob Hess June 13, 2007

timcident

When someone named "Tim" shits their pants before they have a chance to make it to the toilet. Ideally, the incident would occur after eating McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any kind of knockoff brand junk food, however these conditions are not required for the incident to officially be classified as a timcident.

Bro 1: Yo, is that Tim running across the quad? Why is he waddling?

Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.

Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.

Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.

Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.

Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.

by SUNYITNOTPOLY November 16, 2023

tidicide

the action of a dog committing suicide by walking solemnly into a body of water, drowning itself

"my dog committed tidicide after the pressure of living became too much"

by coksucka February 12, 2024