timcident

When someone named "Tim" shits their pants before they have a chance to make it to the toilet. Ideally, the incident would occur after eating McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any kind of knockoff brand junk food, however these conditions are not required for the incident to officially be classified as a timcident.

Bro 1: Yo, is that Tim running across the quad? Why is he waddling?

Bro 2: Dude, I think he shit himself.

Bro 1: Holy shit, I think you're right!! That's the third timcident he's had this week.

Bro 2: I told him to layoff the Glacier Ranch chips.

Bro 1: Nah, It had to have been the McGangbang from last night.

Bro 2: Ohhh true, true.

by SUNYITNOTPOLY November 16, 2023

Twitcident

A major incident provoking a firestorm of reactions on Twitter

Dude, I have been following the Charlie Hebdo Twitcident - that was massive!

by FordPrefect June 11, 2015

Twincident

Any sort of incident of occurrence, involving or focusing on a set of twins.

"Wow! "Did you see Tanner's amazing pass to Weston?"
"Yeah, that was quite a twincident"

by G-rel May 5, 2008

Twincident

Accidentally becoming pregnant with twins.

Joe: Is she pregnant? Didn't you use a condom?

Sam: Yes I did and it's twins. It was a twincident!

by Twincident November 27, 2011

texcident

A text message sent by accident while trying to correct a mistake

Don't pay attention to my previous message. It was a texcident.

by natik March 12, 2011