tidicide

the action of a dog committing suicide by walking solemnly into a body of water, drowning itself

"my dog committed tidicide after the pressure of living became too much"

by coksucka February 12, 2024

Timicide

The killing of time. Pronounced Time-Ih-Side

Joe: Hey, what have you been doing for the last hour?!
Todd: Oh, not much. Just playing some solitare and commiting timicide.

by RinuMizumi April 8, 2008