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facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012
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titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude
titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020

FNAF Timeline 

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.
The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein
FNAF Timeline by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Timesink 

Something that takes up a lot of time and produces few or no tangible results. Usually a website.

In general, a waste of time.
(Choose one: Facebook, MLIA, FML) is such a timesink.
Timesink by Novarri November 11, 2009

Mississippi Timeline 

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.
I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.
Mississippi Timeline by Susan_2 January 15, 2014
a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want
"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted
timelined by docbernie August 3, 2012
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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