Timehin

Timehin or Olutimehin meaning "The Lord is my Shepard" is known for his uncontrollable awesomeness and his ridiculous good looks... Some say that when graced by Timehin's presence an ongoing euphoric feeling overtakes them. Scholars have studied Timehin for years and have seen nothing like him... When he walks, a divine aura follows him. Even at night this glow can be seen for miles. Call him God, call him man, or call him PERFCTION in human form

"Timehin is the only person that can give me an orgasm without touching me..."

"Timehin needs to write a book about his awesomeness..."

"I feel so happy and i dont know why... oh I talked to Timehin yesterday"

by Afican prince March 23, 2008

Timehin

an extremely conceited person who thinks the most important things he says are about him.

Friend: oh, i just broke my arm yesterday
Timehin: man I remember one time I broke my blender and I couldn't make my smoothies.
I was so sad but you know that didn't stop me from drinking something else that was "fruity"..if you know what i mean.

by TlkRealSht August 4, 2008

facebook timeline

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.

So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.

by sanotorum January 2, 2012

titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

by nolch32 September 2, 2020

FNAF Timeline

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.

The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Timesink

Something that takes up a lot of time and produces few or no tangible results. Usually a website.

In general, a waste of time.

(Choose one: Facebook, MLIA, FML) is such a timesink.

by Novarri November 11, 2009

Mississippi Timeline

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.

by Susan_2 January 15, 2014