Something to attract men. You don't get them until later in life. They help you be sexy. And they show comfort in having sex. It gives then man something to lay on.
Ben: I'm gonna move to Australia for a job
Ruaidrhi: Aye, sounds like a good idea Ben: Yeah that's what I thought
Ruaidrhi: Don't forget the tidies either
Secretary Mattis: Why do you want to destroy North Korea?
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.