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Tidgey by Natzzz June 18, 2011
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Tidgey pud 

Is where a male gives a female painal and as they pull there schlong out the females asshole she prolapses leaving the asshole to look like a mini yorkshire pudding. (Tidgey pud.)
Sam L was giving a brutal painal to Ruth. He stretched out his batwing and pulled his whopper out of the shit stained asshole leaving a gravy filled tidgey pud.
Tidgey pud by Mc Azzo December 29, 2013
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(Also can be used as 'Tidley Wink') A replacement for any word that you have no desire to say for one reason or another or a replacement for a word that you can't think of at the moment. Also helpful when wanting to replace a dirty or cuss word in front of an audience that does not accept words of that category.
What the crap was Mr. Hunt thinking today in science class, he was acting like a freaking Tidley!

Yo bro, me and some of the guys are going to go Tidley it up with Jeff's mom, you down?

Son of a Tidley Winking Tidley! Some people need to Tidley their own Tidley Winks before I Tidley in their freaking mouth.
Tidley by Mac Daddy Fro October 21, 2011

tidey chunk 

The sexual act of "fingering" a woman, except the large toe is used instead of the actual fingers.
"Johnny gave me a tidey chunk last night"
tidey chunk by Holliver May 18, 2008
A mans penis, often implied small
Regional variation on todger, tadger, tonka
Can be shortened to 'tidge', depending on usage in sentance.
"I saw daniels penis last night. What a tidger!"

"Go on, get your tidger out"
Tidger by Big Clobs Lover January 8, 2009
A midget who happens to be a tard(retard)

abbrev. tidge
Alex to Harrison

"stop being a fucking tidget"
"What's up tidge?"
tidget by DumDum1000 December 29, 2013
1. A famous YouTube and Twitch personality, known for being a pro-Minecraft player as well a both a notorious racist and simultaneously also a major gay-rights activist.

2. Used to refer to the TideYT brand of men's silicone horse penis-shaped sex toys
1. " Hey have you watched TideYT's iceberg video? "

" Yeah! I wonder who the handsome person is that made the iceberg..."
2. " Joe decided to shove a TideYT up his anus today "
TideYT by ChimneyEggs August 9, 2022
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