A disparaging reference to a male twink that is past his teen boyish prime and lost his youthful features that most chicken hawks find attractive. While some youthful qualities may remain, becoming a tiddlytwink usually applies to former twinks now ranging in age from 25-30.
Once I realized that I was no longer getting barraged with dick pics from dirty old men, I knew I had become a tiddlytwink.
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Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”
by Egoiste April 30, 2010
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Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.
"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.
"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008
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Get the Rasberry Tiddlywinks mug.A gay strip club located in a cave in the Red Rocks Canyon outside Las Vegas. Frequented by delinquents and frat boys, the strippers have the floppiest vadges outside of Thailand. There is also a restaurant. The featured dish is the famed Noodle Dome, where spaghetti and blow jobs come together in perfect harmony. The owner of Diddlytwinks also runs the Sphynx business to keep up revenues during the winter.
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