Thumpet

A pair of inverted pants with poop stains

Daaaamn, that thumpet is lit!!!

by Thumpet November 30, 2021

trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

by NotACat January 12, 2015

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Trumpet Strumpet

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

trumpette

A female supporter of Donald Trump's presidential bid. (Rarely sighted in the wild.)

Whenever The Donald attacks Fox News host Megyn Kelly, you can expect his campaign to trot out a trumpette to defend his comments.

by flemingway October 19, 2015

the Trumpettes

The women of the Donald Trump family.

Standing in a row on the stage and quietly glittering, were the Trumpettes!

by I, Wreckerrr November 23, 2016