glittering

the act of placeing glitter in between ones ass cheeks and farting over an unsuspecting person

dude remember that pary last nigt?
yeah bro i got to do some glittering on those punks who fell asleep first

by tatatatatatanner January 16, 2011

Glitter

The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.

Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.

by Dave Miller October 15, 2020

Glitter

The herpes of crafts.

I have glitter all over my face and I can’t get rid of it.

by shelby oakes January 1, 2018

Glitter

An unholy disease that transcends time and space.

I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me.

by twistediniquity December 30, 2008

glitter

glitter is the herpes of craft suplies

The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

Glitter

n.

A sparkling or glistening light.
Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness.
An amazing person with a large heart and big SPIRITS!

You're nickname is glitter for a reason; so live your life and kick his ass to the curve.

by zooo October 27, 2010

glitter

(v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.

They glittered Tim Pawlenty yesterday.

by bloomerj June 17, 2011