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poon-trenching 

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
poon-trenching by woodchipper April 29, 2008

Thronesing 

Spending a Sunday night having a couple drinks with your friends while you all hate watch your favourite tv show.
“We thronesing this week?”
Hells yeah it’s the last episode so we are morally obligated to in some way I guess.”
Thronesing by Junot May 10, 2019

Throthing at the gash 

When a girl finds someone or something very attractive throth starts to come out of her vagina into her underware.
"Carli I love you"
"Oh Simon i'm throthing at the gash for you."

Throcking 

(ptcpl.vb.)
The action of continually pushing down the lever on a pop-up toaster in the hope that you will thereby get it to understand that you want it to toast something.
Throcking by Nick March 28, 2003

Thrutching

The final act whilst sat upon a toilet & having a dump, to squeeze the final bits of poo out.
I was sat on the john the other day for like, 10 minutes of pure thrutching, and nothing came out. I felt cheated
Thrutching by Dan_the_01 June 2, 2011
I can still remember the strange thronging in my loins that Adam Ant first stirred when I was a girl of twelve.

Every time I think of my beautiful boyfriend, I am overwhelmed by a powerful thronging.
thronging by RedCath November 13, 2011